Another day, another dress
It’s hard to know quite what to say about Jennifer Lopez in this dress, except that it’s hideous, although JLo is a very attractive woman. What was she thinking? The only person who could pull this off would be a rail-thin model. And even then, why bother?
It would also help to be long-waisted—as I know, since I’m not.
I think she was going for something vaguely Grecian, plus a lot of plunging cleavage of course. Or maybe 30s Hollywood, something like this:
Instead, she just looks matronly—which is hard for JLo to do.
Aside from the cut, the color is horrible against that background.
Yes, matronly, which is hard for JLo to do. Funnnie. Matronly. And given her latest attempts to be the worlds loudest sex symbol-rich in irony.
I feel sorry for and disgusted at JLo at the same time. Poor little love starved rich girl but her immense influence has had no beneficial effect to young girls who ape and mime her. In true Hollywood fashion, once her looks decline, she will probably discover cabala or alcohol. I hope she doesn’t though. I hope she discovers something meaningful and real. There’s something likeable (besides the beauty) about her.
That’s a difficult color for most Caucasians to wear. Her stylist had to use dramatic lipstick to keep her from being swallowed up by the dress.
Per Curtis – if this were one of those word association tests matronly would be the first word to come to mind.
It’s double funny given the angular momentum developed by JLo’s bosom (bosom Brad!) and booty (booty Brad!) Yes, trolling for trolls, here. Sorry.
Physicsguy will back me up on this. What we have is a “couple” from the force of a bosom directed down and a booty directed up. (Kidding here, of course gravity pulls them both down, such is the reality for us all.)
Nonetheless, here is a picture illustration:
http://blog.reelloop.com/10108/celeb/booty-battle-jennifer-lopez-kim-kardashian/attachment/jennifer_lopez_ass13/
If indeed there were a force directed upwards from JLo’s booty, she would roll like Sonic hedgehog.
Is it my horrible thought, I hope not, but JLo, please do not go, where MJ went and sought Heaven’s rent in being what he was not.
Gah!!! JLo is short, thin, and very curvy in the right places. She looks dumpy and plump in the this thing. The dress would only look really good on a tall, long-waisted, darker-skinned model.