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  1. Yes, matronly, which is hard for JLo to do. Funnnie. Matronly. And given her latest attempts to be the worlds loudest sex symbol-rich in irony.

    I feel sorry for and disgusted at JLo at the same time. Poor little love starved rich girl but her immense influence has had no beneficial effect to young girls who ape and mime her. In true Hollywood fashion, once her looks decline, she will probably discover cabala or alcohol. I hope she doesn’t though. I hope she discovers something meaningful and real. There’s something likeable (besides the beauty) about her.

  2. That’s a difficult color for most Caucasians to wear. Her stylist had to use dramatic lipstick to keep her from being swallowed up by the dress.

  3. It’s double funny given the angular momentum developed by JLo’s bosom (bosom Brad!) and booty (booty Brad!) Yes, trolling for trolls, here. Sorry.

    Physicsguy will back me up on this. What we have is a “couple” from the force of a bosom directed down and a booty directed up. (Kidding here, of course gravity pulls them both down, such is the reality for us all.)

    Nonetheless, here is a picture illustration:

    http://blog.reelloop.com/10108/celeb/booty-battle-jennifer-lopez-kim-kardashian/attachment/jennifer_lopez_ass13/

    If indeed there were a force directed upwards from JLo’s booty, she would roll like Sonic hedgehog.

  4. Is it my horrible thought, I hope not, but JLo, please do not go, where MJ went and sought Heaven’s rent in being what he was not.

  5. Gah!!! JLo is short, thin, and very curvy in the right places. She looks dumpy and plump in the this thing. The dress would only look really good on a tall, long-waisted, darker-skinned model.

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