File under “stories I decline to cover but which I don’t want to deny you the opportunity to discuss if you have a burning desire to do so”
Perhaps you’ve heard about the accusations against Eric Swalwell? The scandalous claims, the denials, the controversy?
Fake. One of the oldest tricks out there. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy, though. 😉
This guy defines smarmy.
I live in the file of stories declined to cover…
heh
Just note AOC thinks we have a global climate change problem with beef cattle . . . isn’t it a bit odd she’s willing to stop there?
Not going there…
I’ve been seeing these headlines. Seriously, I’m supposed to care one way or another about this?
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-releases-something-of-substance
If you don’t want to talk about it, you can at least have a laugh.
Oh, thanks, expat, that made me laugh out loud!
I actually believe Swalwell on this. It seems like someone just took advantage of an awkward pause and added the sound. Im sure some sound engineer will soon be able to prove it also.
Beside we all know Swalwell would never remove his head from his ass long enough for this kind of emanation.
Swalwell has repeatedly demonstrated himself to be… “a waste of skin”.
Mind if I smoke?
No, mind if I …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSMxFp0_U3U
Amit Pai, FCC Chairman, responding to the suggestion that “The FCC should investigate what @ericswalwell just did, that disgusting, vulgar display has no place on live television.”:
Apologies for the typo, that’s Ajit Pai.
This fart has lingered! People still discussing it days later. Everything and anything is political.
Perhaps Swalwell ought to consider getting Adam Sandler to manage his campaign.
See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiwf35KmwZY
Will the whoopie cushion make a comeback?
sdferr on November 19, 2019 at 8:51 pm said:
Amit Pai, FCC Chairman, responding to the suggestion that “The FCC should investigate
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I have read several articles about Pai, and he seems to be that rare thing: a politician with a sense of humor.
When he leaves the administration, maybe he will moonlight at the Babylon Bee.
Oh, this is not a new subject.
https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/151503.Fart_Proudly
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
by Benjamin Franklin, Carl Japikse (Editor)
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A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
I hesitate to dwell here . . . but modern technology has moved on from whoopie cushions . . . so, if you dare, search youtube for “fart spray prank” and enter a world of hilar-i-vile. It’s what one might expect.