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  1. A 12-ft fresh-water fish! Who cares what it weighs? It is a sequoia of the fish world, well over 100yrs old IMO. Make lotsa babies, fish!

  2. Years ago, an uncle of mine used to occasionally–very occasionally, like maybe twice that I remember–catch sturgeon in Lake St. Clair near Detroit. But never anything close to this size.

  3. Next Democratic diversion: Anne Romney is a shemale. Yeah. It’s true. No evidence but we think it’s something important to address.

    Okay. I know it’s important to maitain but can we start hitting people now?

    No. Of course not. Because the rule is, live by the sword, die by the sword, and the sword, here, is the truth about these numnuts. We are going to see the LA tape and many other revelatory background facts. Mark my words and don’t doubt me. (That’s Rush Limbaugh language and I love it.) But, the point is, the numnuts have opened themselves up, spiritually, by their actions. And now they have made themselves fair game.

  4. I lived in Portland, Oregon, for many years and the Columbia is filled with sturgeon. It is a prehistoric fish and I believe you can keep fish between 7 and 11 feet long? Or between 700 and 1100 pounds. They are pretty incredible.

  5. All right then, since I’ve totally jumped on protocol, this has a little and mostly gross relation:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/04/penis-snake-photos-amazon-brazil-atretochoana-eiselti_n_1742088.html

    My first recognition was not penis, but what a soldier’s dump looks like after one week of eating MRE’s. No dump for the first three days and then, oh my gawd, c’mere Rodriguez and look at this.

    Am I right? I’ve had some of those MRE dumps stand straight up and salute me! I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello.

  6. The Fish

    I caught a tremendous fish
    and held him beside the boat
    half out of water, with my hook
    fast in a corner of his mouth.
    He didn’t fight.
    He hadn’t fought at all.
    He hung a grunting weight,
    battered and venerable
    and homely. Here and there
    his brown skin hung in strips
    like ancient wallpaper,
    and its pattern of darker brown
    was like wallpaper:
    shapes like full-blown roses
    stained and lost through age.
    He was speckled, and barnacles,
    fine rosettes of lime,
    and infested
    with tiny white sea-lice,
    and underneath two or three
    rags of green weed hung down.
    While his gills were breathing in
    the terrible oxygen
    –the frightening gills,
    fresh and crisp with blood,
    that can cut so badly–
    I thought of the coarse white flesh
    packed in like feathers,
    the big bones and the little bones,
    the dramatic reds and blacks
    of his shiny entrails,
    and the pink swim-bladder
    like a big peony.
    I looked into his eyes
    which were far larger than mine
    but shallower, and yellowed,
    the irises backed and packed
    with tarnished tinfoil
    seen through the lenses
    of old scratched isinglass.
    They shifted a little, but not
    to return my stare.
    –It was more like the tipping
    of an object toward the light.
    I admired his sullen face,
    the mechanism of his jaw,
    and then I saw
    that from his lower lip
    –if you could call it a lip
    grim, wet, and weaponlike,
    hung five old pieces of fish-line,
    or four and a wire leader
    with the swivel still attached,
    with all their five big hooks
    grown firmly in his mouth.
    A green line, frayed at the end
    where he broke it, two heavier lines,
    and a fine black thread
    still crimped from the strain and snap
    when it broke and he got away.
    Like medals with their ribbons
    frayed and wavering,
    a five-haired beard of wisdom
    trailing from his aching jaw.
    I stared and stared
    and victory filled up
    the little rented boat,
    from the pool of bilge
    where oil had spread a rainbow
    around the rusted engine
    to the bailer rusted orange,
    the sun-cracked thwarts,
    the oarlocks on their strings,
    the gunnels–until everything
    was rainbow, rainbow, rainbow!
    And I let the fish go.

    Elizabeth Bishop

  7. According to White-Sturgeon.com the record confirmed catch from the Fraser River is 1387 pounds in August 14th, 1897.

    If you’re ever traveling the Columbia River Gorge and have a chance to stop at the Bonneville Dam visitors center (Oregon side), they have a sturgeon hatchery and pool where you can see 6-8 foot fish up-close.

  8. I love how Bishop’s story builds and reaches a crescendo and you know what the ending is going to be but the knowing doesn’t destroy the story. And those words: thwarts, oarlocks, gunnels. It is free verse so I call it a story and not a poem. You could put it in prose form and it reads like Annie Dillard:

    “I am a frayed and nibbled survivor in a fallen world, and I am getting along. I am aging and eaten and have done my share of eating too. I am not washed and beautiful, in control of a shining world in which everything fits, but instead am wondering awed about on a splintered wreck I’ve come to care for, whose gnawed trees breathe a delicate air, whose bloodied and scarred creatures are my dearest companions, and whose beauty bats and shines not in its imperfections but overwhelmingly in spite of them…”

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