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One person’s junk is another person’s family jewels — 12 Comments

  1. Yes, and I invented the light bulb, Charles. For those with too much junk, you could always call 1-800-GOT-JUNK?

  2. Now we have the opportunity for some new names.

    Don’t touch my…
    Captain Skully
    bureaucrat magnet
    stewardess missle
    jet set
    flightplan
    ladies oxygen mask
    tray in upright position
    middle seat
    underhead compartment

  3. Here’s one Wikisaurus missed — tarse — from John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester (not the originator, just a populizer).

  4. I saw the term “junk” used in this regard on the TV show NCIS Los Angeles when the female investigator kicked a guy in the groin. I had never heard it before, but if it is used on a TV show it must be in current usage by the young and hip.

  5. I read an article some years ago by a woman who was giving speeches at various colleges and was referencing family values TV shows from the fifties and sixties. She was sure she was reaching her audience because of the mummer that arose every time she mentioned the “Beaver”.

  6. The fact that he didn’t know “junk” was already out there and used regularly IN THAT WAY, makes me love him more.

    His brain has bigger fish to fry.

  7. Idjit… if you want something new (or at least less commonly heard) go with the Atlantic writer talking to the TSA agent.

    When told they’d run a hand up his thigh until they “meet resistance”… he commented his surprise as that was what he called his testicles. “The Resistance”.

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